i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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