I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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