Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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