her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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