gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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