I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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