Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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