We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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