So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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