REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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