Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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