haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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