no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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