ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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