thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You were trust falling into bushes
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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