i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
how do flat chested girls get laid?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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