We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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