She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You were trust falling into bushes
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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