i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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