Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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