Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
That's intense
I just pynch a tree in the face
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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