my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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