I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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