just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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