whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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