I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Pants 0. Shit 1.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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