Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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