also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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