I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm always down for nudity.
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