So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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