can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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