discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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