Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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