just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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