Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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