look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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