i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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