Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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