He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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