he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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