Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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