You just made me feel so damn special
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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