just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
