of course. lets lasso hookers.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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