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even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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