the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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