I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
