I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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