You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
