I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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