butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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