white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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