so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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