i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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