Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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