I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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