IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
two words...techno handjob
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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