Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Pants are for mortals
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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